Maria Tornberg
Nude

Born on October 20, 1972, in Helsingborg, Sweden, Maria Tornberg is one Swedish dish who is best served naked and cold. Blonde and bubbling with nip-popping breastage, Maria modeled her marvelous mug in Sweden before moving to the United States to pursue an acting career. She first appeared in works such as Strike Zone (2000) and Teleporter: Time and Again (2000). Faster than you can say “BOO(b)!,” Tornberg’s tempting tats landed her one and only tit-illating role in the cop comedy Super Troopers (2001), a crime comedy about a bunch of wild cops. With bare boobs like stealth bombers, Maria is the most arresting feature in the flick. They bounce and flounce with a mind of their own, causing moans of ecstasy from skin lovers everywhere. The real crime in this flick is that Maria didn’t have enough screen time to adequately display the depth of her boobilicious beauty. How do you solve a problem of not enough Maria? Pause repeatedly during the good parts of Super Troopers and wait patiently for her next big bone-inducing break. Sadly, it’s been over two decades, and Maria still hasn’t revealed her boobies for a second look. Some of her other more recent credits include works such as The Empty Space in Between (2009), Waiting Room (2009), Hollywood It! (2014), Punisher: Diverging Part 1 (2016), Days of Our Lives (2017), Lingonligan (2018), and Cory and the Wongnotes (2021). Maria doesn’t appear onscreen often, but perhaps she’ll comeback for another sexy appearance. Mr. Skin will keep his fingers crossed.